Save Game Bug: The Bane of the Brave

Are you tired of your saved games disappearing into the void, never to be seen again? Do you find yourself screaming at your controller, "Why must you taunt me so?"

Common Causes of Save Game Despair

Overzealous use of Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Unbeknownst to you, the coffee shop down the street was having a sale on our servers' favorite pastry
Unintentional teleportation to a parallel universe, where your saves are currency

Fixing the Fix (Maybe)

Try turning off 'Save Game Mode' - it's on by default in most systems
Check for stray pixels - they can be sneaky
Consult the ancient tome of 'The Art of Save Game Maintenance'

Remember, it's always something. And if none of the above works, you might just have to start over... again. And again. And again. Sigh.

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