Welcome to the Pixelated Pit of Despair

Where the skies are grey, the sun never shines, and the Wi-Fi is always slow.

Located in the depths of the internet, this pit is a place of eternal frustration and disappointment.

But hey, at least the pixel art is nice, right?

Frequently Asked Questions (but don't get too excited)

About the management (a bunch of pixelated jerks)

Visitor Guidelines (don't make us have to ask you to leave)

Note: The subpaths "/FAQ", "/AboutTheManagement", and "/VisitorGuidelines" are all subject to change as the site is still under development.