Check-in Time
Arriving at the Infinite Loop Hotel is as easy as 1-2-3-4...! Simply enter your room number, and we'll sort out the rest.
Room Amenities
- Infinity coffee machine, dispensing coffee in perpetuity.
- Time-traveling laundry service: we'll wash, dry, and fold your clothes in the order they're meant to be worn.
- Free Wi-Fi, with a 1 GB/s limit, because we value productivity.
Special Offers
We're currently running a promotion for guests who can recite the Fibonacci sequence in reverse.
Ask the front desk for details.
Local Attractions
- The nearby Time Dilation Cafe, where the coffee flows like honey, but the clocks spin like mad.
- The Museum of Chronos, where the past is not just a memory, but a living, breathing entity.