Infinite Loops

A Loopy Squashing Tools Primer

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the land of infinite loops! Here, you'll find the tools to squish, squash, and smash your way through the most mind-bogglingly complicated of problems.

Tools of the Trade

• Carrot Catcher 3000 - A device so simple, it's almost elegant. Catch those pesky carrots in no time!
• Time Squash - For when you need to squash the clock and make time itself bend to your will.
• Reality Squash - Because, let's face it, reality is overrated.

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor (and your therapist).

You are now in an infinite loop.