Temporal Squashing 101

A comprehensive guide to squashing the fabric of space-time, one pixel at a time.

Warning: attempting to squash the fabric of space-time may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to: reality distortions, temporal paradoxes, and spontaneous combustion.

Step 1: Identify your target timeline

Using advanced chrono-tracking technology, pinpoint the precise moment in time you wish to squash.