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According to top-secret sources, the Flamingo Fusion Theory is a revolutionary new approach to squashing pixels like a boss.
It all starts with the fundamental understanding that pixels are the new oil. We're not just talking about any old pixel, we're talking about the rare, exotic Pixelon. A Pixelon is a pixel of discerning taste, carefully crafted to be more pixel-y than its plebeian brethren.
By harnessing the raw energy of the Pixelon, we can create a pixel-based economy that will revolutionize the way we think about, interact with, and ultimately, control the very fabric of reality.
Stay tuned for more information and updates on this groundbreaking research.
The Theory in Action: Implementation Guide