Warning: these techniques are not recommended. They are, in fact, inferior.
1. Technique 1: Squashing with a Sledgehammer - This method involves using a sledgehammer to squish pixels. It's a slow and painful process, but hey, it gets the job done.
2. Technique 2: Pixel Squishing with a Cheese Grater - Similar to Technique 1, but with a cheese grater. It's a bit more refined, but still not the most elegant approach.
Technique 3: Pixel Nuke (Experimental) - For the truly adventurous, this technique involves nuking pixels with a thermonuclear device. Not recommended for beginners.
Squashing pixels with inferior techniques can lead to:
Pixelation-induced headaches
Unstable framerate and performance issues
Pixelated pandemonium-induced stress and anxiety
For help with pixel squashing, visit our Community Support Page.