Beetle Summoning Guide

Welcome, aspiring beetle master! This guide will walk you through the ancient art of beetle summoning, a practice that requires finesse, patience, and a strong stomach.

Before you begin, please be aware that beetle summoning is a serious business. It's not all fun and games, as the beetles you summon may decide to eat you instead of being eaten themselves.

That being said, if you're still interested in becoming a beetle summoner, here are the steps you'll need to follow:

1. Find a suitable beetle farm or a local park where you can find wild beetles.
2. Prepare your summoning circle by drawing a circle of chalk on the ground, and place a small offering of honey and pollen in the center.
3. Focus your energy and concentrate on the beetles. Visualize their tiny, armored bodies and their tendency to flee at the slightest disturbance.
4. Invoke the ancient words of the beetle summoners' incantation: "By the power of the pixelated, I summon thee, oh beetles of old!"
5. As the beetles begin to materialize, be prepared to negotiate with them. They may demand snacks, attention, or other rewards in exchange for their presence.
6. Be prepared to deal with the inevitable backlash from the authorities, who will probably accuse you of summoning "those tiny, armored menaces."

Remember, beetle summoning is a delicate art. Approach it with caution and respect, lest you wish to incur the wrath of the beetles.

For more advanced techniques, visit our Beetle Squashing Tools page, where you can learn how to tame even the most recalcitrant beetles.

For a more theoretical approach, visit our Beetle Summoning Theories page, where you can delve into the deeper mysteries of beetle psychology and behavior.