The Squashing Establishment: Advanced Squashing Techniques

Welcome, esteemed Squasher to The Squashing Establishment's Advanced Squashing Techniques page.

Here you will find the most esoteric and obscure squashing methods known to humanity. Squashing is not for the faint of heart, nor is it for those who value their sanity.

Method 1: The Squashing Squonk

This method involves the use of a highly advanced, highly illegal, and highly explosive squashing device known as the Squonk.

Method 2: The Squashing Squirl

This method uses a highly unorthodox, highly experimental, and highly hazardous squashing technique involving the use of a Squirl device.

Method 3: The Squashing Squazzle

This method is so advanced, so esoteric, so utterly incomprehensible that it defies human understanding. But trust us, it works.

Remember, squashing is a serious business. Do not attempt these methods without proper training, equipment, and insurance.

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