Squashing Insects with Finesse

By the great and powerful Dr. Pesto, the world-renowned expert in insect squashing.

Squashing insects is an art form, really.

One must approach each insect with finesse, with a delicate touch, and a hint of sadistic glee.

Chapter 3: Techniques for Squashing Insects with Unparalleled Success:

The Squash-a-Tron 3000: a machine so advanced, it's like a Swiss Army Knife for your insect-squashing needs.

Technique 1: The Pinch-a-Tron Method

This involves pinching the insect between your fingers, much like a delicate flower between the pages of a book.

Results: 99.9% success rate in squashing the insect, 0.1% chance of squashing your fingers.