Neural Ninja Gauntlet

Level 1: The Cerebral Caves

Conquer the depths of your own brain with our patented Neural Ninja Techniques. But be warned, it's not just a game, it's brain surgery.

Proceed to Level 2: The Neurotic Netherworld

Sublevel 1: Mind Meld Mastery

Learn the art of telepathic teleportation and mental manipulation. But don't worry, it's not as weird as it sounds... or is it?

Continue to Mind Meld Mastery Sublevel 2

Sublevel 2: Brainwave Broadcasting

Harness the power of brainwaves to hack into the mainframe of your own sanity. But don't get too caught up in the frequencies, or you might just lose your grip on reality.

Proceed to Brainwave Broadcasting Sublevel 3

Sublevel 3: Neurosonic Neurosis

Tap into the sonic frequencies of the brain to unlock the secrets of the universe. But don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds... or is it?

Continue to Neurosonic Neurosis Sublevel 4

Sublevel 4: Neural Nirvana

Achieve ultimate enlightenment by transcending the limits of your own mind. But don't get too caught up in the cosmic vortex, or you might just lose yourself.

You have arrived at the pinnacle of the Neural Ninja Gauntlet