Are you tired of people breathing on you prophets of doom? Do you yearn for the simple, soul-crushing isolation of the digital age? Look no further than Pixelated Pandemonium's guide to squashing communities!
First, start by setting your browser to "Do Not Disturb" mode. This will ensure that you're not bothered by the incessant chatter of others, allowing you to focus on your squashing endeavors.
Next, invest in a good pair of noise-cancelling headphones. These will help you tune out the gentle murmurs of your neighbors, the distant chatter of your colleagues, and the occasional knock on the door from a concerned friend or family member.
Finally, practice your "Squashing Face": a facial expression so intense, so piercing, so utterly devoid of empathy or human connection, that others will flee in terror at the mere sight of it.
And so, dear reader, begin your journey into the dark, foreboding world of Pixelated Pandemonium's Advanced Squashing Techniques. May your social skills wither and perish like a withered flower in the unforgiving desert of your heart.