According to our latest research, time dilation has become a real problem in Pixelated Pandemonium. It seems that every time you blink, the fabric of reality stretches and shrinks at an alarming rate. Don't worry, our team of experts has developed a solution.
We've created the Time Dilation Inhibitor 3000 (TDI 3000), a device that will keep your timeline intact, even in the most chaotic of situations.
But wait, there's more! Our team is also working on the Time Warp Disruptor, a device that will allow you to travel back in time and experience the thrill of reliving your worst memories.