Welcome, pixelated palookian, to the esteemed institution of Temporal Dodge. This esteemed academy has been the go-to destination for those seeking to squish, smash, and pixelate their way through the fabric of time.
Our instructors are renowned experts in the art of temporal squashing, having spent years perfecting the technique of pixelating the unyielding. With our cutting-edge, avant-garde methods, you too can learn to dodge the ages and emerge victorious in the battle against the relentless march of time.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Temporal Dodge 101 course to get a feel for the basics of pixelating the unyielding.
And for the more advanced practitioners, our Temporal Counterpunching module will have you punching time in the face like a pro!