Time Loops: The Ultimate Squashing Technique

What is Time Loops?

Time Loops are a advanced squashing technique that allows you to relive the same 5 minutes of your day over and over again.

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Conquer the dread of repetition

Benefits of Time Loops

With Time Loops, you can:

• Replay your favorite moments forever
• Perfect your coffee-making skills
• Master the art of staring at walls

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Side Effects of Time Loops

Warning: Time Loops may cause:

• Caffeine dependence
• Existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion

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