Welcome, fellow contrarians and pedantic pedants! Are you tired of having your opinions constantly shattered by the whims of others?
Look no further! This guide is here to help you learn how to squash arguments like a boss, and emerge victorious in every discussion.
Before you can start contra-squashing, you need to get your facts straight. Don't worry, we've got you covered! Learn how to find the most obscure facts to throw at your opponents.
Or, if you're feeling feisty, try deniable facts, guaranteed to confuse and bewilder your foes!
But wait, there's more! Ad hominem arguments are always a good time, especially when served with a side of sarcasm and a healthy dose of eye-rolling.