The Quantum Squasher 9000: Reality Distortion Tool

This is not a toy. Use at your own risk.

Quantum Squasher 9000 Features

• Reality distortion in 3 easy steps
• Perfect for squashing pesky insects in your reality
• Not recommended for use on delicate ecosystems or sentient beings

Getting Started

1. Press the big red button

2. Wait for the distortion field to engage

3. Observe the reality distortion as it occurs

Quantum Squasher 9000 Settings

• Reality Distortion Level
• Target Object Selection
• Distortion Field Strength

Disclaimer

This device is not responsible for any damage or destruction caused by its use.

Visit our Troubleshooting Page for more information on potential side effects.