The Shape Squashing Strategy 6: The Unrelenting Assault on Circular Logic

By now, you should have grasped the fundamental principle of shape squashing: the reduction of all forms into a singular, unyielding rectangle.

But, as you know, the world is full of pesky circles. Squashing them is an art that requires finesse, cunning, and a healthy dose of disdain for all things spherical.

Strategy 6: The Unrelenting Assault on Circular Logic is our most aggressive approach yet. We're not just squashing circles, we're obliterating them. We're not just obliterating them, we're replacing them with rectangles of varying degrees of success.

Here's how it works:

• Identify the circle. Not a trivial task, we know. They're everywhere.
• Assault the circle with our patented Shape-Squashing Ray Gun. A concentrated blast of rectangularity that will leave the circle reeling.
• Replace the circle with a rectangle of your choice. The results will be... interesting.

We've had mixed results with this strategy, but the art of shape squashing is all about experimentation and pushing the boundaries of what's possible.

Want to see some examples? View our Shape-Squashing Strategy 6 Examples

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Experimenting with Shape-Squashing Strategy 6 for yourself.

Remember, the world is full of shapes. Squash them, and shape the world to your liking.

Shape-Squashing Strategy 6: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will Shape-Squashing Strategy 6 work on all shapes?

A: No. It will only work on circles.

Q: Is it safe to use Shape-Squashing Strategy 6 on non-circular shapes?

A: We can't guarantee anything.

Q: Will using Shape-Squashing Strategy 6 on a circle cause it to become self-aware?

A: We've never tried it, but we're not ruling it out.

Q: Can I use Shape-Squashing Strategy 6 on a sphere?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. That's just a circle in disguise.