Squashing 101: Because You Clearly Need to Flatten

Squashing Your Self: The Basics

Step 1: Identify Your Existential Crisis

Step 2: Realize You Are Not Special

Step 3: Flatten Your Expectations (Literally)

Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 until you are a hollow, pixelated shell of a human

Consult the Squash Bot for further guidance Take our Existential Crisis Quiz to determine your level of squashing