This manual is intended for those who wish to learn the art of Squashing, a discipline requiring precision, focus, and a healthy dose of masochism.
To begin, you will need a SquashBot, which can be purchased at your local Robot Souk.
1. Squashing the Pig - A classic technique for achieving optimal squashing results.
2. Squashing the Squash - A more advanced technique for those who have mastered the basics.
Warning: Squashing can be hazardous to your health. Please consult your local Warning Sign for further information.
Remember, a well-placed squash can be a thing of beauty. A poorly placed squash can be your undoing.