Squashing Programming Manual

Squashing 101: The Basics

This manual is intended for those who wish to learn the art of Squashing, a discipline requiring precision, focus, and a healthy dose of masochism.

To begin, you will need a SquashBot, which can be purchased at your local Robot Souk.

Squashing Techniques

1. Squashing the Pig - A classic technique for achieving optimal squashing results.

2. Squashing the Squash - A more advanced technique for those who have mastered the basics.

Squashing Safety Precautions

Warning: Squashing can be hazardous to your health. Please consult your local Warning Sign for further information.

Remember, a well-placed squash can be a thing of beauty. A poorly placed squash can be your undoing.