It all started on a fateful Tuesday, when Dave, a mild-mannered office drone, decided to take a break from his never-ending to-do list and tackle the pesky paper jams in the copier room.
With a determined glint in his eye, he grabbed the trusty Squash-O-Matic 5000 and set to work. The machine roared to life, its bright pink lights flashing as it devoured the offending paper jams with ease.
But little did Dave know, his actions would have far-reaching consequences. The copier, now freed from its paper-jam-induced trauma, began to produce an endless stream of perfectly aligned 8.5x11 sheets, each one a masterpiece of modern design.
Word spread quickly through the office, and soon, people were clamoring to get their hands on the Squash-O-Matic 5000's handiwork. The copier became an office icon, a symbol of innovation and... well, not getting paper jams.
And so, the legend of Dave and the Squash-O-Matic 5000 lived on, inspiring generations to come.