Squashing Squasher

Tools of the Trade

Welcome, fellow Pixelated Pandemoniumians, to our esteemed Squashing Squasher department! Our team of expert squashers are here to... well, not exactly "squash" but "gently coax" your pixelated problems into submission.

Choose from our array of squashing tools:

• Soft Squashing Gloves - For delicate, non-invasive squashing operations
• Brute Squashing Mallet - For when you really need to get your pixelated hands dirty
• Squashing Spoon - For when you want to squash with a little finesse