The Squash Rage Help Center

Welcome, Squash Enthusiasts! Are you at your wit's end with pesky squash pests? Do you find yourself yelling at the poor, defenseless squash in the middle of the night? Fear not, for we have the solutions you seek!

Our experts have compiled a list of the most effective ways to squish, squash, and otherwise dispatch those pesky gourds:

• Spork Squishing - For the delicate touch of squashing with style.
• Squash Bombing - For when you need a more...explosive solution.
• Stealth Squashing - For when stealth is key.