Flattening Mallets

With our patented Pixelated Pandemonium Flattening Mallets, you can crush your enemies and your hopes and dreams in a single, satisfying blow. Our mallets are crafted with the finest pixelated materials and come in a variety of styles, each one more devastating than the last.

See our best seller, the Titanium Thwacker Or check out the legendary Unbreakable Mallet of Doom, for when you really need to make a statement