In the depths of Pixelated Pandemonium, there exist ancient squashing techniques passed down through the ages. The Art of Subtle Squashing is the most elusive of them all, requiring a delicate touch and a dash of madness.
Key principles include:
Remember, the true art of squashing lies not in the squelch, but in the subtlety of the squelch.
Technique 5: The Squelching of Squelchies for the advanced squelcher.
Or, for the true masters, Squelching Secrets await.