Advanced Squashing - Artificer Technique 6: Pixelated Pandemonium's Guide

Warning: what you're about to learn is so advanced, it's almost illegal.

This technique is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who dare to be different, who crave the thrill of the pixelated unknown, and who will stop at nothing to squash those pesky bugs.

**The Squash is Real**

You will need:

Step 1: Locate the bug

  1. Don your pixelated goggles
  2. Scan the horizon for any signs of pixelation
  3. Stalk your prey with pixelated stealth

Step 2: Prepare for battle

  1. Spray the bug with pixelated bug spray
  2. Engage in a fierce pixelated battle cry
  3. Unleash the fury of the pixelated arts

Step 3: Squash that bug!

  1. Unleash the power of the pixelated hammer
  2. Squash that bug with pixelated ferocity
  3. Victory is yours! (Or not.)

**And now, for those who dare...**

Proceed to Technique 7: Pixelated Pandemonium's Guide to Bug Squashing with Fancycraft