The Artificer's Guide to Advanced Squashing

Step 1: Identify Your Target

Use advanced bug-sniffing techniques to track down the peskiest of pests.
Consult the scourge database for inspiration.

Step 2: Craft Your Squash

Select the perfect scourge to suit your needs.
Assemble the ultimate scourge cocktail.

Step 3: Squash with Precision

Use custom squashing scripts to eliminate the bug with finesse and flair.

Don't forget to update your scourge regularly for optimal performance.

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