Artificer

Advanced Squashing

A master of pixelated chaos, the Artificer is a wielder of code that's as messy as a toddler's playpen. Their codebase is a tangled web of spaghetti, with each line more confusing than the last.

They're the ones who'll make your browser cry itself to sleep at night, wondering why it can't load the page.

But don't be alarmed, for the Artificer's code is also a marvel of modern complexity.

They've been known to craft entire websites from a single, glorious mess of CSS.

Squashing Tips

  1. Use 17 different types of whitespace to confuse the eye.
  2. Code in a language that's only slightly more readable than Klingon.
  3. Don't forget to comment your code, but only with ASCII art.
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