Technique 4: The Frenzied Frenemy Frenzy

Warning: this technique is not for the faint of heart. It involves unleashing a maelstrom of chaos upon your enemies, all while maintaining a veneer of sanity.

1. Identify your Frenemy (a.k.a. your arch-nemesis)
2. Create a series of decoy avatars, each with an increasing level of absurdity
3. Launch a barrage of these decoys, each one more outlandish than the last
4. As your Frenemy tries to keep up with the pace, gradually introduce anachronistic elements, such as disco music and rubber chickens
5. When your Frenemy is on the brink of surrender, unleash the pièce de résistance: the Frenzied Frenemy Frenzy

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