Quantum Leaps: The Bane of Time Travelers

Warning: Entering Quantum Leaps may cause spontaneous combustion of your sense of time and space. Prolonged exposure may lead to a lifetime supply of existential dread.

Current Time Stream:

Currently, you are experiencing time at a rate of 1.618033... times normal. Don't worry, it's just a Tuesday.

Quantum Leaps Subpages:

• Time Slips: Because who needs a steady flow of time, anyway?
• Time Dilation: Because time is relative, but your sanity is absolute.
• Time Surplus: When you have too much time on your hands, and not enough sense of purpose.

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Quantum Leaps: Where the Only Constant is Change

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