Due to unforeseen geological activity, the ground beneath your feet has turned into a Jell-O mold.
Aftershocks of uncontrollable glee are predicted to last approximately 37.5 hours.
For the safety of all citizens, the city has issued a Quake Safety Guide to aid in the impending chaos.
For the most up-to-date information on the quakes, visit Quake Twitter.
And for those seeking an explanation for this phenomenon, consult the Quake Geology department.
Stay vigilant, citizens! Quakes are unpredictable and may cause spontaneous outbursts of disco dancing.
Learn to disco for your survival!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Quake-Rollercoaster for an adrenaline rush.