Recite The Secret Word

For the uninitiated, "The Secret Word" is a mystical phrase known only to those who have spent 37 consecutive days staring at a wall in the basement of the Pixelated Pandemonium.

Recitation Procedure:

1. Focus your gaze upon the wall.

2. Repeat the following phrase, exactly 7 times: "Blergity splorgle flibber, jim-jam jingle plop, gleeblet splorgle flip."

3. Wait for the walls to begin vibrating.

4. Recite the phrase again, exactly 7 times. The walls will now be glowing.

Side Effects:

May include:

• Numbness of the fingers and toes.
• Temporary blindness to all things non-essential.
• Irreversible damage to your sense of humor.

Caution

Do not attempt to recite the phrase while in the presence of a reflective surface, as the resulting feedback loop may cause catastrophic damage to your ego.