Where do variables come from, you ask?
Well, let me tell you, they come from the mystical Realm of Debugging, where the gods of Codecraft reside.
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, there was a great and powerful programmer named Zorvath. Zorvath was known for his incredible debugging skills, and his enemies were legion.
Zorvath's nemesis, the evil Lord Bugg, was a dark lord who delighted in crafting the most diabolical bugs the world had ever seen.
But Zorvath was no ordinary programmer. He had a secret: he was a master of variables.
He could declare, assign, and manipulate variables with ease, outwitting Lord Bugg at every turn.
And so, the land was saved, and the people rejoiced.