Debugging for Dummies

Step 1: Turn it off and on again

Because sometimes, you just need to try the most basic form of problem-solving.

Step 2: Panic

Sub-Step 1: Stare at the screen with a mixture of confusion and despair

Try not to blink, or your eyes will never focus.

Sub-Step 2: Stare at the screen with confusion and despair

Sub-Step 3: Try to Google it, but only find weird conspiracy theories

Who needs Stack Overflow when you have YouTube videos claiming to be from 'a trusted source'?

Sub-Step 3: Try to Google it, but only find weird conspiracy theories
Step 3: Call for Help