At this stage, you're probably feeling like your code is a mess of tangled pixels and broken dreams. Don't worry, it's normal. In fact, it's even expected. Just remember, every programmer has to deal with the existential dread of infinite recursion at some point.
So, what's the solution? Well, it's simple: add more GOTOs, more loops, and more nested conditionals. Because, clearly, the key to fixing your code is to make it more complicated.
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