Welcome, esteemed attendees, to the Expert Squashing Conference 2024! A gathering of the world's most accomplished pixel artists, where the boundaries of sanity are pushed, and the art of squashing is taken to new heights.
This year's theme, "Squashing the Status Quo," promises to be the most epic celebration of all things pixelated and squashed. Join us for a weekend of workshops, panels, and networking opportunities with fellow squashing enthusiasts.