Where the boundaries of reality are pushed to their limits and the art of squashing is taken seriously.
Our expert squashing team has developed a technique that manipulates the fabric of space-time, creating a localized gravity wave that can squash anything in its path.
Where the pros come to hone their craft, our forge is equipped with the latest in squashing technology, including:
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Warning: Squashing can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to gravitational waves can cause: