Welcome to the Invisible Squashing Cloak's FAQ!
The Invisible Squashing Cloak is a highly advanced, top-secret, and completely-not-at-all-terrifying piece of clothing that allows you to become completely invisible while still being able to squelch any nearby objects with extreme force.
It's a bit like a magic trick, but with more math and fewer rabbits.
Of course, you'll be the coolest, most stylish person in the room. Or not. Maybe.
Only if you enjoy the feeling of being ignored while still being able to squelch the punch bowl with ease.
Sorry, no. It's still in beta testing. prophets of doom, beware.