Quantum Squashing Procedures

The Quantum Squashing Procedures are a series of highly experimental and completely-not-at-all-scientific techniques developed by our team of experts in the field of Pixelated Pandemonium.

Principle 1: Squashing the Uncertain Principle Principle 2: Squashing the Inconsistent Principle Principle 3: Squashing the Obvious Principle

Disclaimer: Our team of experts is not actually experts. We are, in fact, highly educated individuals with an extensive background in making things up.