Quantum Squashing: The Art of Reducing Reality to a Single Pixel

Warning: Quantum Squashing is a highly advanced technique that requires a deep understanding of the underlying fabric of space-time. Proceed with caution.

By expert squasher, Balthazar McSquashington

Sub-Techniques:

• Reducing Space-Time to a Single Pixel
• Displacing Matter with Cartoon Squashes
• Defocusing the Focus of Reality
• Quantizing the Question