Make it Up

Welcome, expert squasher, to the art of making things up! This page is dedicated to the highest level of reality denial tactics, where the truth is whatever you want it to be.

Reality Denial Tactic 1: The Art of Selective Hearing

Make it Up, but not too much.

• Deny the truth, but not too much.
• Spin it like a top.
• Make it up as you go.

Reality Denial Tactic 2: The Power of Misdirection

Distract and deceive, but not too much.

• Distract from the issue at hand.
• Deceive with a smile.
• Make it up as you go, but not too much.

Reality Denial Tactic 3: The Art of Misinformation

Lie to yourself, lie to others.

• Make it up as you go.
• Spin it like a top.
• Deny the truth, but not too much.