At Pixelated Pandemonium, we're proud to offer expert squashing techniques for those pesky little beasties that just won't go away.
Our top-secret, highly classified, utterly useless techniques include:
Don't try this at home, kids. Seriously, don't. We're not responsible for any injuries or destroyed furniture.
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