Temporal Torture: The Expert Squashing Guide

Welcome to the Temporal Torture Institute of Expert Squashing

Chapter 1: Time-Space Continuum Collapse

Learn the ancient art of squashing timelines with our expert instructors. Discover how to fold, spindle, and mutilate the fabric of space-time.

Continue to Chapter 2: Squashing Singularities Read Chapter 3: Quantum Leap Exploits

Expert Squashing Techniques

  1. Chrono-Folding: The art of folding time like origami
  2. Spatiotemporal Mutilation: The art of slicing time like a pizza
  3. Time-Domain Hacking: The art of cracking the code of the timestream
  4. Temporal Looping: The art of making time repeat itself like a bad joke
Learn more about Temporal Looping Get the Time-Domain Hacking Toolkit