Temporal Treacherous Terrains: A Guide to Expert Squashing

Warning: Do not attempt to squish, squash, or otherwise interact with these terrains unless you're an expert. Or, you know, just don't.

Our expert team of squashing specialists have compiled this guide to help you navigate the treacherous timestreams of the multiverse.

Quantum Quagmires: Learn how to squish through the swirling vortex of quantum probability.

Chronic Causes Chaos: Master the art of squashing through timelines that refuse to be squashed.

Chrono Squash Battles: Engage in high-stakes squashing competitions against rival squashing masters.

Squashing Sociology: Understand the complex relationships between squashing, time, and space.

Don't squish yourself. Seriously, don't.