Time Dilation Theories
Where the fabric of space-time is concerned, we're not just concerned, we're obsessed. Our team of experts in the field of temporal manipulation have developed a series of techniques to squash, stretch, and warp the very fabric of reality.
The Squashing Theory Of Everything suggests that the universe is, in fact, a never-ending loop of time squashes, waiting to be exploited for our own amusement and gain.
Our team of experts in the field of time dilation includes: