Welcome to the most intense, the most brutal, the most utterly pixelated course on squashing expectations!
By the end of this course, you'll be a master of the art of squashing expectations and turning the tables on your enemies! Or, at the very least, you'll have a good time trying!
Warning: Squashing expectations can be hazardous to your mental health. Prolonged exposure to this site may lead to: Excessive laughter, Uncontrollable excitement, and Temporary loss of productivity.