Is it Contagious?

A FAQ

Q: Can it be transmitted through touch?

A: Only through excessive use of hand sanitizer.

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Q: Is it hereditary?

A: No, but your family will definitely judge you for it.

The science is clear

Q: Can it be cured?

A: Only with an ungodly amount of Netflix binge-watching

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Don't worry, you won't get it from this page. We swear.

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