Quantum Coaster Disclaimers

Disclaimer 1: Not actually quantum

Our coasters are not actually capable of quantum teleportation or time travel. They can, however, make you spill your drinks.

Disclaimer 2: Not made of matter

Our coasters are made of a unique blend of recycled plastic and the tears of our enemies. We're not proud of it.

Disclaimer 3: Not actually a coaster

Our coaster is actually a highly advanced, sentient being from a distant planet. Don't worry, it's not going to hurt you... much.

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