Quantum Leash
The Quantum Leash is a revolutionary new invention by Pixelated Pandemonium's founder, a device capable of simultaneously leashing and unleashing any pet, all while maintaining an impossibly bright aura of confidence.
With the Quantum Leash, you'll never have to worry about your cat escaping the house again. Or, you know, you might never have to worry about anything at all, because, honestly, who needs personal growth and responsibility when you can just have a magical leash that holds onto your pets for you?