Warning: The following content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply these tactics in real life, or you will be visited by the wrath of the Insect Overlords.
Squashing with Elan: A Beginner's Guide
Squashing insects is not just about swatting at bugs with a newspaper, it's an art form.
- Step 1: Develop a keen sense of spatial awareness, as you will be squashing in tight spaces.
- Step 2: Practice your squashing technique in front of a mirror, or a highly reflective surface, to perfect your form.
- Step 3: Find your nemesis - the pesky insect that drives you mad - and squish it with all the fury of your being.